Laugh if you want...

Yes. . . laugh if you want in reading this proclamation that I had composed. But you know, for all the girls out there, i know that you will be agreeing with me on what we really want in a guy and how he is supposed to act. Even though it might sound superficial.

So start laughing:

1. Tall is good. Height must be not shorter or same. Bias! Maybe same height can be included.

2. Must smell good. Who wants a freaky smelly guy?

3. No to extreme hairs! Sorry, but would a girl liked it if someone had mistaken her guy to be a girl. Totally a public embarrassment. MUST HAVE: neutral hair. Not long. Not shiny bald. Wowies? Some… basta: a clean cut look.

4. Likes Senti & Classic songs. If a guy is irritated by that & wants screaming music on your dates then HOLLER! P.S. No disco music on dates.

5. Generousity is a plus! Dont need to impress. Just help others.

6. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Especially to my gender.

7. Thoughtful, creative & sincere not just on special dates but on ordinary days. Effort people, effort!

8. Loves kids & knows how to cuddle & treat them nicely. There is no other 'cutier' thing on a guy’s personality that is in touch with his inner child. Kuchikoo…

9. A good cook. Sweet enough if the guy doesn’t burn the food.

10. Friendly but not too friendly with the girls. How will your special someone know the difference between her and those hot mommas!?

11. Knows how to take care of himself. Physically, not vain but just. Don't let the girl see a booger in your face.

12. Isn’t afraid to cry but doesn’t cry always. Senti-guys are cute. Super Senti-guys aren’t. Be balance.

13. Am sorry! this should be the first. Fears and Loves God. My brethren knows this. In case, be open to possibilities and the truth.

14. Reads the Bible…part of no. 13 but a specific thing to do.

15. Dominant. Is in-charge but makes way to respect his girl’s decision.

16. Optional. Knows how to sing. Serenade…one way to sweep someone off her/his feet.

17. Must have a manly voice. No way you’re cute if you have a squeaky vocal chords. Cute is seen in the face not in the throat.

18. For those who really are serious, this is one sign if that person you’re with is really in the level on what you think about your relationship: must come to the house & must have the guts to face parents. Plus, family relatives. words are not enough, actions are needed here.

19. PDA. Sweet level not OA.

20. Optional: Bias ako kasi eh…likes to stargaze.

21. Smoking. Not cool. Ever. Bad breath and gum problems are the result…really, not cool.

22. Drinks? maybe. Not drunk EVER! Better yet never.

23. Defends and protects their princess from bastards. That's what they call the knight in shining armor.

24. Knows how to manage time. Priorities are in stake here.

25. Flexible to any crowd but still be himself.

26. Loves to eat but doesn’t get gluttony in eating.

27. Text like fast. Want replies in a sec. hehehe… Really, don't keep your girl waiting for 15 minutes or more for just a reply.

28. Good skin. No matter what race you are. Take care of your body, dude.

29. Skeletal or plump? None of the extremities please. Just be the right kind.

30. Do not care if you are rich or not. Wait, to be honest, can be awed by the bling-bling. But! if you think love can be bought and you're all air. Never mind. Diligence is needed not air to create bucks. So, a diligent man with a clean and dignified job is an A-plus.

31.* L and L* TO YOU.

(LOVES AND LOYAL)

These things may not even be qualified to me…well maybe half of it especially on the physical part and please don't get the idea I'm putting up a post on finding or WANTED Mr. Right and Perfect. (Am I?!) I'm just reminding some manners that are forgotten in a relationship. It wouldn't hurt to be reminded and I hope I didn't hurt anyone by putting up the standards. Don't worry I'm one of you, too. Not good looking at all. But just to say, people come in different sizes and shapes. Everybody deserves to be loved and be in love.

*comments are acceptable! constructive criticism or not..
(please dont give me the ‘not’.hehehe.juz kiddin’)*